Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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