Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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