grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Dignity is for republicans.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
