Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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