why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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