I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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