where am i from again
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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