No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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