I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
As shirtless as possible
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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