i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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