porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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