If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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