I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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