id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
