i just identified you from a description of your pipe
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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