People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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