just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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