he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
