I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i think my mom watched the whole time
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Randomize
