Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So vagazzling was a success
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