i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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