Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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