What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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