In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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