Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Who died my cat blue again?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
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