i was born a porn star she said
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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