you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Randomize
