I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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