Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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