maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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