In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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