she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
So vagazzling was a success
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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