It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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