If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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