he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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