Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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