Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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