What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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