i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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