i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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