Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Someone shattered a urinal.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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