Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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