i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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