And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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