Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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