Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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