do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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