Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I am mentally ready for anal.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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