i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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