why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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