its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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